Dog Story

Hey my name is Princess and I am a little Yorkie. I'm going to tell you about my day at home alone.:)
Well I woke up and I did my usual went to the bathroom on the carpet, went to go eat my dog food. Then I notice that I was home alone I barked to see if my owner Vicky Flemons would come to my service to see what I needed cause ever time I barked she would come but she did come. So I just knew I was home alone for like the first time in like a year, cause normally she brings her annoying brother who farts every time he walks and eats up everything, "thank the Lord he was not there" so as I finally discovered I was home alone I thought to myself what was first on my list to destroy. I thought to myself either the bathroom or the kitchen. Bathroom I said. So I ran to the bathroom barking uncontrollably cause I know that this is going to be fun. I jumped up on the toilet grab the roll of tissue and pulled in down and strolled it ever were in the bathroom till it was down to its little bit then I grab the carpet and put it in the tub and pulled down the curtin and thought to myself, "Gosh this fills good, even though when Vicky gets home I'm going to be in some deep crap", I headed toward the kitchen food I barked. I jumped on the counter and boy did I attack those hot chettoes. OMG why did I do that there hot there hot I barked running around in circles. Then I dove head first into my dog bowl full of water. "Ahh" I said. After that I figured I better quit in the kitchen. So I headed to her room so neat and tiny. "Saved the best for last" I said. Soon as I head to her room I heard the door open. Boy did I run and get underneath her bed. She yelled you "Dorn yorkie" boy did I know I was in for it, I though "she must of found all the hot cheetoes on the floor. I thought to myself "As long as I'm under her I'm straight, ha, ha, I laughed".